Attention ladies and gentleman in a few minutes we will begin the boarding process. For most of you this will be easy for some of you this will be an extremely complicated and nuanced deconstruction of your corporeal existence. We will ask that you identify yourself as soon as you can. If for some reason your gender does not match what we have predetermined it is safe to assume that further examination and investigations will be necessary.

For your safety it is necessary to comply with all binary gender markers you encounter along your journey. If for some reason you are unable or unwilling to comply with all lighted signs we may have to ask you to leave or find the nearest exit. Upon exit you are free to resume any gender expression you see fit, but when flying with us one must comply with and not tamper with any pre-constructed gender binaries that have been formerly set in place. Again we want to thank you for flying with us. We know you have a lot of choices, have a safe flight and we look forward to seeing you again soon.

"In this equally hilarious and mortifying animation, a trans passenger navigates the difficulties of air travel" - Trans Pride Brighton 6th Annual Film Festival
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